Textual Intercourse

There's some conversations you shouldn't really have on your mobile
whilst on a crowded train. In fact, if I had my way, nobody would have
any conversations on mobiles whilst on any kind of train (at least not
whilst I was a fellow passenger).





So the best alternative is to text. Texting is silent. Texting is descreet. Texting is private. Right? Wrong.





On a crowded train, nothing is private - so remember whilst you sit
there in your seat typing your innermost thoughts onto a little
illuminated screen that there is a crowd of standing-room-only
commuters towering above you looking down on your every word.





And you just have to look, don't you? You just cannot draw yourself away from reading what they are typing. At least I can't.





I freely admit I was nosey this morning, and I looked. I watched, I
strained my eyes and I read the screen as the middle-aged suited
businessman tapped into his phone on a crowded early morning train to
Waterloo:





"Go on girl! Think of me thrusting into you again and again."





Believe me, I've thought of little else today. That'll teach me.

25.1.06 22:23
 


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Mikeachim / Website (25.1.06 23:28)
That would haunt me for weeks. Eeeep.
I find it weird that the most mobile-phone-literate generations think that when they're talking on their phone, an invisible cubicle is thrown up around them that blocks light and sound. So they don't think twice about saying things like (real example) "his cock was almost coming out of my nose". I'll never understand. Of course, I remember the old types of phone, the big ones where you used two hands to dial. 'Course, back then everything were different, everything was black and white and everyone moved so much faster, aye, and I had all my teeth, did I tell you about the time in Aden when I....
*fades into mumble and promptly dozes off*


(26.1.06 00:21)
The businessman was probably a reader of 'The Joy of Text'.


(26.1.06 12:53)
I remember chatting to the receptionist where I used to work, and idly looking at her screen at a part-written email to her husband who was in the States on business.


Apparently she missed him inside her. Not even flicking quickly onto an empty Word document could save her blushes.


(27.1.06 09:08)
That blog post was so grim but it made me laugh out loud until I coughed! )


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