Women's Bits

There's nearly always a glossy women's magazine of some
description in the bathroom (to use the American euphemism) here at
Worcester Park towers. For the past three weeks it's been the bumper
Christmas edition of 'Reveal' (Now only £1), so I've had Martine
McCutcheon smiling at me as I empty my bowels for the past 21 days.
That's got to be worth at least £1.


I'm getting a little worried, though, as I the only time I ever read
womens' magazines are on these visits to the toilets, and the
association has been building for over two years now. It's grown to the
point that I am now terrified to pass the women's magazine shelves
at W H Smith lest I have some scatalogical pavlovian reaction on
seeing them.


Anyway, I digress. Back on the toilet, I flick to the letters
page of Reveal magazine - letters, as one might expect, from
women. With one exception - a man who had written in (no doubt after
reading the magazine on the toilet) to praise the mag for noting
the impact of a trauamtic event on men as well as women.


His letter shone like a beacon of testosterone in a sea of nail
varnish. In fact so impressed was the Editor by this masculine
contribution that she awarded it Star Letter.


What, Dear Reader, did this chap receive as reward for his Star Letter? A limited edition pink Motorola mobile phone. Now even I'm not that much of a new man...

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